gender-neutral grocery items
Friday March 16th 2007, 7:59 am
Filed under: humor

a list, from mcsweeney’s, as printed in the book , and read on my sony reader ebook…

gender-neutral grocery items
by tracy moller

Grandparent Smith apples

Humandarin oranges

Gentlepersonfingers

Chef Childardee Ravioli

M. Dash

Parent’s root beer

Older relative Jemima syrup

Hungry Jackie pancake mix

St. Pauli Youngster beer


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Okay, if I lose my job because I’m sitting at my desk cackling and crying, I’ll blame you for turning me on to McSweeney’s. That is a RIOT!

Comment by Kathy 03.16.07 @ 4:21 pm

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