This is what happens when you can’t afford gas.

“Henry’s doctor told him one more crash would be the death of him - so he took to riding smaller vehicles in the company of avid preschool crowds.”

As you can see the Panda5000’s low center of gravity makes it one of today’s most innovative pieces of playground equipment, it is already being used in over 2000 parks and playgrounds around the world. Own one for your youth ministry today.

K.I.T.T. was unavailable Tuesday afternoon, so Michael Knight had to settle for his back-up ride.

Johnny practices all year long for Youth Specialties’ “Stupid Human Tricks” at the NYWC

LAP: 420
The leader of The Simulated Extinction 500.

The Fast and The Furious IV: Playground Drift

Tagline (in the movie preview guy voice): This isn’t child’s play.

“Dude, get off me…this is outlawed in Exodus 22:19!”

That’s one bitchin’ panda.

Tim’s lifelong dream was finally fulfilled by the guys at Orange County Pandas.

“It’s a good thing I wore my leathers,” thought Jerry as he leaned into the fierce right hairpin, “because this panda might get the best of me yet…”

“Jumping over the hedge no longer seemed like such a good idea….who is this helmeted freak on my back?”

“I just know if I keep practicing that I will be the new superbike world campion…now if I could just convince mom.”

the instructors’ words rang loud as he recalled his advanced training - “paws just before you enter the corner”

Joanna finally began to grasp the humbling impact that age-related dementia could have on the healthy caregiver after she accepted the job as caretaker to the ailing Evel Knievel.

Coming this winter to a theater near you, “The Matrix 31/2…due to budget constraints, Trinity has to settle for her kids pet panda bike for a stunt in one of her most awesome bike scenes…”

Due to lack of ticket sales in the last James Bond movie, the studio was forced to work on a severely reduced budget.

Due to lack of Government Support, Jack(24) goes from saving the World to saving the playground.

Panda Express

Budget cuts on the “Back In Black” racing team force drivers into new training techniques.

“Playground X-Games”
Extreme Panda Leaning, Slide Climber and the Sand Stroller 4X4.

Failed marketing stragegy for China’s new “Panda Motorcycles”.

Pastor Joe seeks the perfect metaphorical image to share with his emergent congregation.

The Taming of Ling-Ling

Jeremy’s mom scoffed at the reports of lead poisoning on our playgrounds.

You’ll enjoy an active lifestyle at the PowerRangers Retirement Community!

Exciting preview of the new motion picture, “Crouching Ninja, Hidden Panda”

This week on American Chopper…

Playground Liability Policies - Too Far?

I knowe it. Darth Vader did go to Middle School.
(chris Saulnier)

The guys in Trevor’s biker gang finally proved he couldn’t see out his darkened visor by replacing his bike with a Panda.

I wonder if he’s noticed that Panda is bolted to the ground?

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CONTEST CLOSED!

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