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time for a contest — haven’t had one in a LONG time!
best caption gets a book of your choice from YS. i’ll close it off sometime in the beginning of next week.
CONTENDERS:
famous last pranks (patrick)
simply youth ministry (dana) [marko comment: i’m not even sure why this is funny, but it made me laugh!]
LOST: SEASON 12
With the ammo all gone and the virus out of control, “the others” resort to new methods of intimidation (jeff m)
September 23, 2018: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally discover the weapon of mass destruction. (brian aaby)
The cover illustration from the new YS book, “Play It! Bloopers and Outtakes” (scott b)
capture the flag taken to a whole new level (colin)
Time Capsule from Marko’s First Youth Ministry Discovered. EPA cautions local inhabitants to stay clear. (chris marsden)
The unearthed alien pod was said to contain the building blocks to a new, better tomorrow, unfortunately it was Bill’s last day and the pod was extremely sensitive to sound (kevin i)
CONTEST CLOSED
funny stuff — but the one that got the loudest response from me was the creative brian aaby, with…
September 23, 2018: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally discover the weapon of mass destruction.
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This marked the last day that the bomb squad ever referred to Dave as “Ol’ Steady Hands”.
Comment by Jeff M. 09.22.06 @ 7:33 pmLOST: SEASON 12
With the ammo all gone and the virus out of control, “the others” resort to new methods of intimidation.
Even after the nuclear disaster, youth ministers still love water balloon games.
Comment by JaWS 09.22.06 @ 8:03 pmTo Bob the Germaphobe: “I’m telling you, my lunch is just as safe in this brown bag as yours is in that!”
Comment by Brian Aaby 09.22.06 @ 8:46 pmSeptember 23, 2018: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally discover the weapon of mass destruction.
Comment by Brian Aaby 09.22.06 @ 8:53 pmNo, dude, I’m telling you, if we light this and leave it outside Marko’s door, he’ll stomp on it man.
Comment by jason smith 09.22.06 @ 10:15 pmThe cover illustration from the new YS book, “Play It! Bloopers and Outtakes”
Comment by ScottB 09.22.06 @ 10:27 pmBurying the remains of “Blue Flame” boxer shorts, circa Summer Camp 2005
Comment by Marty 09.22.06 @ 10:37 pmBomb squad practical joke #21 - “He is SO going to jump when I pop this paper bag behind him!”
Comment by Dave 09.22.06 @ 11:53 pmwhen the dust cleared it was obvious to the youth pastor that this wide game was never going to make it into the IDEAS book.
Comment by bobbie 09.23.06 @ 8:52 amMarko and Tic testing some of the latest Purpose Driven Games for the upcoming NYWC.
Comment by Gman 09.23.06 @ 3:26 pmWhat This!
Comment by Dave M 09.23.06 @ 8:28 pmI meant “Watch This”
Comment by Dave M 09.23.06 @ 8:29 pmcapture the flag taken to a whole new level
Comment by colin 09.24.06 @ 2:08 amBobby sweetie, before you sink completely into the gigantic field of quicksand and die a terrible death, don’t forget your lunch.
Bobby:Thanks Mom.
Comment by Steve 09.24.06 @ 11:13 amThe unearthed alien pod was said to contain the building blocks to a new, better tomorrow, unfortunately it was Bill’s last day and the pod was extremely sensitive to sound
Comment by Kevin I 09.24.06 @ 10:11 pm“Jimmy and Billy’s terd launcher doesn’t make a lot of sense to space cowboys”
Comment by 09.25.06 @ 1:30 amFaster than cooking in a microwave!
Comment by 09.25.06 @ 1:44 pmNew jiffy pop instructions.
“Cook on HIGH for .0000000005 Seconds”
Saulnier
Comment by 09.25.06 @ 1:47 pmBob forgets that there is a good time and there is a bad time to explode an air-filled paper bag near the ears of a colleague. This was a bad time.
Comment by Rob C 09.25.06 @ 2:18 pmThe first time I read that one, I didn’t get it, but I just thought about it some more…good stuff!
Comment by Chris Marsden 09.25.06 @ 5:28 pmDang. Missed the contest, thats what I get for missing a few days.
Comment by David Mackey 09.27.06 @ 7:43 pmLeave a comment
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Astronauts discover the “emergent manifesto scrolls” on the moon, dated back to 5000 B.C.
Comment by Danny 09.22.06 @ 7:11 pm