I have always siad that the wise men were baptist.

Tonight on Celebrity Poker Showdown; Gaspar, Melchior,Balthasar and from NBC’s FRIENDS…Courtney Cox.

I’ll see your gold and raise you three jars of myrrh.

There were no rooms in the original Bethleham “Sands” inn during the underground maggi mafia poker tournament

Two pair plus my sword beats your full house and a measly shepherd’s crook.

“Hmmm….three kings, again….I don’t think you’re shuffling enough.”

The mafia tried to disquise themselves as wisemen but the sunglasses, knife and cards gave them away.

With Baby Jesus in the kitchen turning more water into wine, Wise Man #2 quickly seizes his opportunity to rig the deck.

One of C.M Coolidge’s lesser known works; “Magi Playing Poker”

pretty high stakes when gold, frankincense and myrrh are the ante.

I’m glad he’s still a baby. Man he’d be mad if he caught us….

You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to bear gifts and traverse afar.
(Refrain)
O star of wonder, star of light,
Star with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.

As the messiah told the disciples… “Go fish!”

ok…not a quote from me, but oh my gosh!! this is sooooooo funny. i love it. it totally brightens up my day. which at the moment consist of being on vacation in beautiful coranado with a really sick husband and daughter and some really bummer news. thanks for the cheer.

In Stores Everywhere December 21 The much anticipated Christmas Album from Snoop Dogg.

What? Dogs aren’t the only ones joining in the sport of Poker these days!
(Side thought - when exactly did this card game become a sport?)

“Okay guys, the winner decides who gets to change the diaper.”

How To Host A Murder Mystery; King James Version:
“The Case of The Texas Hold ‘em Sacrificial Chicken”

“I am NOT dealing in Jesus Ferguson!”

What really happened in the back room of Herod’s palace…tonight on a CNN special report.

On the next Apprentice…Shepherds VS Wise Men

“Strange Brew”
or
“White Room”
or
“Strange Brew in the White Room”

Do you get it?

Reason #101 why you should not add more rum to your egg nog.

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Sorry. You’ll have to excuse the wisemen. My dad claims the attic’s full. Last week they were playing pool. I’m guessing this summer they’ll be sunbathing in speedos.

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Hurry up and deal King boy. I ain’t got all night. I have to go unplug the snowman and take my shift on the front lawn in like 5 minutes.

enjoy your time with the family.

Balthazar: “Um, do you have any threes?”

Mary: “Go fish…”

“I ask the court to mark this item as defense exhibit “Z” in the case of the Pope vs Dan Brown.”

When asked about this scene from his upcoming movie, director Ron Howard replies, “I know I’ve taken some creative liberties in adapting the book to the screen, but, hey…it could happen!”

“This is what we did before google-fights”

“Anyone else gonna chicken out?”

“I’ll see your 2 pigeon doves and raise you one bar of gold.”

As Tony Jones walked into the room for the Annual Emergent Christmas party … He just knew that a certain website would never let this down. And so He just asked to be dealt in with his new Jesus chips.

Come on Jesus, take me to the river…

The real reason it took the Magi so long to find Jesus.

With 11 months to fill, you have to do something.

Baby needs a new pair of shoes…

After thousands of years of waiting ,one more hand won’t kill us!

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Hey Marko?! Where did you get a photo of my family Christmas?