the jazz musician jumped from what?
Wednesday February 28th 2007, 3:17 pm
Filed under: humor, news

this has to be one of the strangest (or best, depending on your perspective) opening sentences to a newspaper article that i’ve seen in a long time…

A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.

(ht to dave barry)

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…and it just gets more bizarre as you read

Comment by Tyler 02.28.07 @ 5:56 pm

No joke, I live here in Lodi and in no way was I shocked by this story. Every few days they publish highlights from the police logbook, check it out here:

Comment by Mike 03.01.07 @ 8:53 pm

OMG, mike!

Comment by marko 03.01.07 @ 9:43 pm

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