this has to be one of the strangest (or best, depending on your perspective) opening sentences to a newspaper article that i’ve seen in a long time…
A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.
(ht to dave barry)
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No joke, I live here in Lodi and in no way was I shocked by this story. Every few days they publish highlights from the police logbook, check it out here:
http://lodinews.com/articles/2007/02/23/news/5_logbook_070223.txt
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…and it just gets more bizarre as you read
Comment by Tyler 02.28.07 @ 5:56 pm